FACEBOOK STATS!!

M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday!
Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall or a book
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
roses are red violets are blue, i have 5 fingers and the middle ones for u!!
❒ Team Edward ❒ Team Jacob ✔ Team guy who almost hit Bella with a car
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo  [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
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The voices in my head have switched to sign language just to mess with me.
”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington
٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
was tired of Humpty Dumpty sitting up on that wall and acting like he was better than the rest of us - so I pushed him off.
when life gives u lemons,throw them back and demand chocolate!♥
♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬
says if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service) lol
Got a problem with me? solve it. Think im trippin? tie my shoe. Cant stand me? sit down. Cant face me? turn around an start walking
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Who died in an oil spill cause of BP, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.*
I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
Without God our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Seven days without God makes one weak!
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, friend requests are good but who the hell are you?!?
One day twitter, facebook, and youtube will combine to make the most time consuming website known to mankind. We'll call it "YOU TWIT FACE".
I looked at the keyboard earlier and I noticed 'U' & 'I' are together, it's meant to be! Then I looked underneath it & it said JK.
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
If Harry Potter is so magical, why then can't he cure his own eye sight? o.O?
STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING!! Think about me for 3 seconds. 1... 2... 3... You have just experienced the best 3 seconds of your life
When someone sees you crying, and ask: "Are you sad?" Punch them in the face, and ask: "Are you okay?”
When someone says you have changed...usually it is because you have stopped living your life their way.
One day you're gonna ask me whose life is more important? Yours or mine, I will say mine and you'll walk away never knowing you are my life.
♠ ♥ ♣ ♦ Can you do me a favor? Take a picture of yourself, and send it to me. I am playing cards and seem to be missing the Joker. ♦ ♣ ♥ ♠