Ace Vantura Pet Detective
1. unfortunetly in every contest there must be a loser. lah-hoo-ze-her.
2. warning assholes are closer than they appear.
3. its alive!!!
4. yes Satan? oh sorry sir you sounded like someone else.
5.not i want that fish on the field Sunday
6.either find that fish or find new jobs.
7. "would you like an ash tray?" "no, i don't smoke, its a disgusting habbit."
8. if i'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.
9. i've GOT TO MISTER!
10. I just cant do it captain! I just can't!
11. do you know him, dose he call you at home, do you have a dolphin friend?
12. AND YOU CAN QUOTE HIM! *spits on ground*
13. excuse me i'd like to ass you a few questions!
14. holey testical tuesday
15. i came to confess i was the second gunman on the grassy nole.
16. new england clam chowder "is that the red or the white?" damn i can never remember that. white? *door opens*
17. reheheheheheheheeeeeelleeeey?
18. looks like its time for me to get myself a date.
19. hi i'm looking for Ray Finkle *guy pulles out gun* and a new pair of shorts
20. i'm in psycoville
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