simpson quotes

No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. – Homer
"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" – Homer
Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad! – Homer
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? – Homer
I hope I didn't brain my damage... – Homer
I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold... and eaten. – Homer
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. – Homer
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. – Homer
Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... except the weasels. – Homer
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... and I want in. – Homer
When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie -- Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.
If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders. – Willy
So a few people won't get a few letters, boo hoo! You know the kind of stuff people write: "Dear somebody you never heard of, how was so and so? Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, Yours Truly, Some Bozo." Big loss! – Homer
I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity!
See, I got this friend named...Joey Jo-Jo...Junior...Shabadoo – Homer