Parents

how many of you teens parents say ' we never had t.v., laptops, mobile phones, xbox, wii, play stations, ds, or internet when we were your age.'?

and when your parents have split up and you live with your mum and your dad hardly sees you but you want to see your dad more and when ever you confront him he says 'you are lucky there are some kids out there that only see their dad once a year.' ?

and how many of your parents are contently questioning you and try to change you? 'why do you cut your own hair? tell me when it needs to be cut and i'll take you to the hair dressers! why do you die your hair? don't die your hair! why do you have a fringe? grow it out! what is with liking skulls? girls are supposed to like ballet and ponies not skulls!' and they just go on and on about anything they can.......


well here is how to shut them up!
dad: ' we never had t.v., laptops, mobile phones, xbox, wii, play stations, ds, or internet when we were your age.'
you: 'well weren't you lucky'
dad: ' we survived with out it'
you: 'and look what you have become and old uncool dude that bothers his children for fun'







you: ' dad why don't you spend more time with me? and don't bullshit me with your work'
dad: 'i'm busy thats why'
you: ' ohhh so you can make time to do the back yard ( or what ever he spends time doing) but you can't make and time for me!'
dad: 'hey you are lucky there are some kids out there that only see their dad once a year.'
you: ' oh i'm lucky what about the bloody kids that see their dad every god damn day!?'









dad:'why do you cut your own hair? '
you: ' cos i can'
dad: 'tell me when it needs to be cut and i'll take you to the hair dressers!'
you: ' not i can do it my self!'
dad: 'why do you die your hair?'
you: ' because i can! and i like it!'
dad: 'don't die your hair!'
you: *blocks ears* 'lalalalalallalala' *unblocks ears* ' i'll do what i want when i want!'
dad: 'why do you have a fringe?'
you ' because i can and i like it!!!!!!!'
dad: ' grow it out! '
you: 'no i like it'
dad: 'what is with liking skulls? '
you: ' they are cool'
dad:' girls are supposed to like ballet and ponies not skulls'
you: ' well this is who i am dad! so stop trying to change me its not my fault you got old! and if you don't stop changing me then hit the road old man!'



(any of these can be changed to you and ya mum but it was just easier to have it as dad.)


well there are your answers hope they work...... they did on my dad
ohhhhh and i can not be held responsible for any trouble you may get in to.......